About us
After the demise of the Boozy Bookworm, its former head manager decided that she'd make her own bar to carry on its tradition as a comfy place for books and booze. The Witch's Den is a SFW RP Bar with the occasional surprise or two. After all, you never know what will happen around an (allegedly) great witch.
Located on Mateus in the Lavender Beds. Ward 1, Plot 27.
Hours: Mondays 9PM - 1AM EST
The rules are simple. Keep your weapons at the door, and your minions hidden. No ERP, no violence, and above all, don't be an ass. (At least OOC.) Violation of the latter rules will get our very eager security to escort you out.
(Please note: All prices below are in RP Gil, no real gil required. We do appreciate tips though.)
Crafty Cocktails
Boozy Book - 1500g
A nostalgic favorite from a time (and bar) long-past. A bourbon and Ishgardian red wine mix, garnished with three Shroud Cherries.
Sleepy Librarian - 1500g
The perfect treat to fend off the grip of Morpheus and continue some midnight reading. A mix of coffee and blackbelly whiskey, with mocha syrup added in and topped off with whipped cream.
Love Potion #9 - 2000g
A pineapple mojito mixed with passion fruit nectar. (Management note: Will not actually induce magical feelings of love.)
Songbird’s Reverie - 2000g
A classic amaretto sour, its recipe imparted via a Dalmascan folk song. May be performed by our head bartender if you ask very nicely (and bribe her.)
Witch's Brew- 2500g
A special drink, magically brewed by the manager. It's a surprise in every glass. Roll a /random 30 upon each drink and the head bartender will let you know what you get. (It's perfectly safe, we promise. Witch's Den management is not responsible for any side effects including hallucination and temporary discoloration of the skin.)
Assorted Alcohol
Red Wine - 500g (4000g for the bottle.) Ishgardian and Gridanian varieties
White Wine - 500g (4000g for the bottle.)
Beer, Ale, and Hard Cider - 400g, all on tap.
Hingan Sake - 1000g (4500g for a bottle)
Mezcal - 1250g
For the sober
Schweizer Soda - 300g
A carbonated drink brewed up in a Shirogane workshop. Comes in Cola, Vanilla, Orange, Grape, Plum/Lychee, Melon, Citrus Clear, and Root Beer
Tea - 300g per cup.
Brewed fresh at the bar. Anise, Double-bergamot Ishgardian, Green, Black, Thavnairian Chai, and Doman varieties all on offer.
The Scholar's Respite - 400g per cup.
A fusion of Ishgardian tea and Dravanian spices to commemorate the beginning of a new era.
Other Beverages - 200g per cup.
Includes coffee, hot cocoa, cold lemonade, and spring water.
Appealing Appetizers
Pastilla - 2000g
A specialty of western Othard. Delicious, pan-seared marmot meat is slow-cooked in hearty broth, then combined with powdered sugar, onions, and a custard-like sauce to be baked to perfection enclosed in a flaky, breadlike crust. A sweet and sour special, this pie somehow reminds you of a distant oasis.
Miniature Broom Sticks - 2000g
Delicious fried mozarella sticks made in our special enchanted oven.
Loaded Popoto Cauldrons - 2000g
A bowl of diced popotos, covered in melted cheese and topped with bacon bits and some herbs as seasoning.
Golden Rings - 2000g
A plate of fried onion rings.
Eccentric Entrees
Maiden's Locks - 3000g
A freshly cooked bowl of angel hair pasta, with tomato sauce and Parmesan cheese.
The Blazing Lion - 4000g Our chef’s take on a fiercely spicy dish from the Far East. Ground pork and tofu come together immersed in a numbingly hot bean sauce that offers a daunting challenge to even the most hardy adventurers. This dish is as hot as a Fire IV spell, order at your own risk. Served with a side of rice.
Piping Hot Pies - 3500g
An imported recipe from a distant land called “Pizza.” (The recipe, not the land.) A variety of delicious cheeses and tomato sauce on a doughy bottom, cooked up in our state of the art oven.
Princess' Feast -3500g
A burger fit for royalty. Made from rich angus beef, seasoned with a mix of six spices and a rich steak sauce cooked to order, upon a toasted brioche bun made from Sharlayan Dark Rye and mixed grain wheat plated with your choice of fresh cut popoto fries or mixed mashed popotoes. Comes with well-aged dill pickle chips, fresh sliced onion, La Noscean iceberg lettuce and Blood Tomatoes. At an additional charge, one's choice of cheese between Garlean Provolone, Eorzean Rich, cheddar, or colby jack can be added - cherry-wood smoked bacon is also available for a bit extra.
Turali Tacos - 2500g
A specialty food from Tural. Meat, cheese, lettuce, wrapped up in a fancy tortilla shell.
Chef's Surprise - 3000g
A weekly surprise made up by Chef Iris, (or other friends of the bar.) Ask about it and get whatever we're cooking up this week! Can range from appetizers to desserts.
The Hunter's Trial - 5000g
Can you challenge the mountain that is Iris' curry burritos? A full Graveheart-sized portion of the toughest meal that our dear chef can whip up. Conquer it for free drinks and a spot on our wall of fame, but be warned, these burritos are not for the faint of heart or the sensitive to spice.
Delicious Desserts
Dalmascan Semolina Cake - 1500g
A soft, spongy, lemon-infused delight with a hint of rosewater for a light-but-filling treat that hits the right spot every time. Topped with thin-sliced oranges and lemon icing. Perfect for those who remember Rabanastran market days.
Bewitching Tomes - 1500g
Rich chocolate and velvety vanilla are molded together to form this decadent ice cream cake shaped like a tome any self-respecting magus would have in their collection.
Enchanted Apple Cobbler - 1750g
This cobbler will not put you into a deep slumber, but will delight your taste buds.
The Mourning Sun - 1300g
A delicious pastry fish, the favorite recipe of a sun long set. In memory of the dusk that has passed, so we may look towards to a new dawn.
Cheesecake - 1250g per slice, 4500g for an entire cake.
Baked fresh daily and kept cold for your eating pleasure. Comes in plain, rolanberry, chocolate, and turtle flavors.